Tomorrow is Election Day, and you know what I’m more excited for? Ghetto Handball.
And no, this isn’t another plug for the amazing day that shall be tomorrow. This is me talking about the lack of excitement about Election Day. Something like 400,000 kids are voting for there first time tomorrow, and who do they vote for? The party mum and dad are voting for? The party their friends are voting for? The cooler party? The flaming red-head, first elected Australian female Prime Minister? The deadshit f*ckwit that’s going to take us backwards (you can tell who I’m not voting for), the funny ones; the sex party, the fishing party, rooty hill RSL party?
The problem here is that in the build up to election day, no-one’s giving anyone information about why we should vote for them! Not the people that have been voting for half there life, or the people that are voting for the first time.
If they really want votes, should one of the two parties make up some kind of information package? Like a youtube clip, or something. Cut down the spin and simplify. Otherwise, where does our, mine, your vote go?
fuckkk you politics.